How can i gain 100 pounds by friday, cause i need to get bigger for a football game?

Answer:
Weight gainers milkshakes and Jack in the Box fast food. You should sit back, relax, and enjoy the good times. You'll be doing nothing but eating and poopin. However, by friday you'll only be 10lbs heavier, so you'll need a fat suit. Getting big takes time, but now us Americans can get bigger than ever thanks to the larger food portions availible.

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you can't gain 100
but you can honestly gain 10
it's not healthy; but very possible
just as easy to lose 10 by friday

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Carry another player on your back.

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eat lots of food and put 95 pounds of weights in a back pac and wear the back pac

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i dont think its possible or recommended that you do that. if you want to get fat very quickly eat a box of twinkies a day.

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Start eating now and don't stop until Friday.

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Eat a looooooot, every meal, eat healthy, not junk.
Potatoes, spaghetti, meat.. good stuff like that

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Eat a 6th grader?

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Eat carbohydrates before you go to sleep. Doughnuts and anything deep fried will make you fat very fast, but you will never be able to gain 100 pounds in a week.

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only eat protein?

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ummm, ya, that sounds impossible, but, i guess, dont stop eating krispie cream dougnuts and big macs... Be a couch potato (or computer potato......)

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Go to McDonalds.

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